pangkor....muahahahaha
Thursday, July 17, 2008
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11 ari bulan lalu...aku gi pangkor........syok wo....nih antara gambar aku dan kwn2 aku di pangkor...
Hello world!
1 year ago
MisCommunication
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan
Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.
Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori : I’m Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr Sori : I’m Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!
Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.
Mr Sori : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i dont care about ur uncle he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.
Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.
Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!
Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!
Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. “Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. “how bout that!?
Toot… .Toot… .Toot… …
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Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.
Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori : I’m Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr Sori : I’m Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!
Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.
Mr Sori : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i dont care about ur uncle he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.
Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.
Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!
Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!
Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. “Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. “how bout that!?
Toot… .Toot… .Toot… …
Pengaruh AF
Di sebuah majlis akad nikah,pengantin lelaki bernama Hassan(si pembela lembu berjaya)
Kadi : Hassan
Pengantin : Saya ustaz..
Kadi : Dengar baik2 ye Hassan..Aku nikahkan dikau dengan si Polanah bt Polan dengan mas kahwinya 80 ringgit tunai.
Pengantin : Aku terima nikahnya Polanah bt polan dengan mas kahwinya 80 ringgit tunai.
Kadi : Sah? (b’tanya saksi pertama)
Saksi 1 : Sah
Kadi : Sah? (b’tanya kepada saksi kedua)
Saksi 2 : Sah
Kadi : Sah?(kepada saksi ketiga)
Saksi 3: Err..lontaran suara awak kurang jelas..saya tak dengar ape awak cakap..pithcing b’terabur ke laut..kuar acuan terus..xde feel..jiwa awak kosong..low note awak xsampai,high note awak plak xde kawalan..kasi sustain,falseto lemahteknik ramify pun tak mantap,suara macam orang nak berak jer..buruk bebenor bunyinyer!Tapi 1 saya suka..awak ada ciri2 seorang pesona bintang,awak akan lebih berjaya jika melakukan yg lebih baik dr ini..
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Kadi : Hassan
Pengantin : Saya ustaz..
Kadi : Dengar baik2 ye Hassan..Aku nikahkan dikau dengan si Polanah bt Polan dengan mas kahwinya 80 ringgit tunai.
Pengantin : Aku terima nikahnya Polanah bt polan dengan mas kahwinya 80 ringgit tunai.
Kadi : Sah? (b’tanya saksi pertama)
Saksi 1 : Sah
Kadi : Sah? (b’tanya kepada saksi kedua)
Saksi 2 : Sah
Kadi : Sah?(kepada saksi ketiga)
Saksi 3: Err..lontaran suara awak kurang jelas..saya tak dengar ape awak cakap..pithcing b’terabur ke laut..kuar acuan terus..xde feel..jiwa awak kosong..low note awak xsampai,high note awak plak xde kawalan..kasi sustain,falseto lemahteknik ramify pun tak mantap,suara macam orang nak berak jer..buruk bebenor bunyinyer!Tapi 1 saya suka..awak ada ciri2 seorang pesona bintang,awak akan lebih berjaya jika melakukan yg lebih baik dr ini..
When Tun Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister - 18PL
When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia, One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country down south can be doing much better than Malaysia.
One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for their country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysian Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh’s advice in the country. After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do :
Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.
Dr M : But Why ?
Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for ‘Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks’. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.
Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M: What! why him ?
Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for ‘A Nation Without Any Ringgit’.
Dr M: But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.
Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name,
MAHATHIR…… Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly.
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One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for their country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the case, Malaysian Bomoh also can, and went to seek the top bomoh’s advice in the country. After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things that he must do :
Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.
Dr M : But Why ?
Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for ‘Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks’. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.
Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M: What! why him ?
Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for ‘A Nation Without Any Ringgit’.
Dr M: But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the people.
Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name,
MAHATHIR…… Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly.
13th Floor - KLCC: Misteri, Jangan Terkejut yer
JANGAN SELALU OVER TIME ..
Baik-baik bila pergi ke KLCC..bawa kawan jangan sorang-sorang CERITA SERAM DI KLCC Kisah benar yang mengerikan lagi menyeramkan ini terjadi Kepada seorang staff lelaki yang bekerja di tingkat 40 bangunan KLCC. Pada hari tersebut (hari khamis malam jum’at) beliau ada membuat OT dan terpaksa pulang agak lewat kira-kira jam 11 malam sendirian…. Sampai di depan lif, dia pun tekan tombol untuk turun. Kemudian, pintu lift terbuka tanpa ada siapa2 didalamnya… Dia masuk dan tekan tombol “G” untuk ke Ground floor.
Tetapi entah mengapa, lift yang dia naiki itu terus naik ke atas. Ketika sampai ditingkat 59 lift tersebut berhenti. Dan pintu lif terbuka kemudian masuklah seorang perempuan yang kelihatan sungguh cantik dan menawan sekali sambil tersenyum manis. Dia tak pernah melihatnya sepanjang bertugas di KLCC. Perempuan tadi pun masuk dan berdiri dibelakangnya. Dia tertanya-tanya didalam hatinya…siapa perempuan itu, dan kenapa sudah lewat malam belum pulang ke rumah. Mau disapa terasa malu pula, jadi masing-masing saling diamlah. Dalam suasana hening sepi itu, lift tersebut terus meluncur turun dari satu tingkat kesatu tingkat.
Tiba di tingkat 13, lampu lift padam dan lift terhenti seketika dia mencium bau yang teramat busuk, yang mengganggu hidungnya.. bulu romanya tiba-tiba saja merinding … dia pun mula membaca ayat-ayat suci yang terlintas di-ingatannya sambil memberanikan diri dan menoleh kebelakang setelah lampu lift menyala. Tiba-tiba saja, perempuan yang berada belakangnya ketawa ……… dan segera berkata……..
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“Maaf ya saya kentut….Anda tidak marah kan ?”
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Baik-baik bila pergi ke KLCC..bawa kawan jangan sorang-sorang CERITA SERAM DI KLCC Kisah benar yang mengerikan lagi menyeramkan ini terjadi Kepada seorang staff lelaki yang bekerja di tingkat 40 bangunan KLCC. Pada hari tersebut (hari khamis malam jum’at) beliau ada membuat OT dan terpaksa pulang agak lewat kira-kira jam 11 malam sendirian…. Sampai di depan lif, dia pun tekan tombol untuk turun. Kemudian, pintu lift terbuka tanpa ada siapa2 didalamnya… Dia masuk dan tekan tombol “G” untuk ke Ground floor.
Tetapi entah mengapa, lift yang dia naiki itu terus naik ke atas. Ketika sampai ditingkat 59 lift tersebut berhenti. Dan pintu lif terbuka kemudian masuklah seorang perempuan yang kelihatan sungguh cantik dan menawan sekali sambil tersenyum manis. Dia tak pernah melihatnya sepanjang bertugas di KLCC. Perempuan tadi pun masuk dan berdiri dibelakangnya. Dia tertanya-tanya didalam hatinya…siapa perempuan itu, dan kenapa sudah lewat malam belum pulang ke rumah. Mau disapa terasa malu pula, jadi masing-masing saling diamlah. Dalam suasana hening sepi itu, lift tersebut terus meluncur turun dari satu tingkat kesatu tingkat.
Tiba di tingkat 13, lampu lift padam dan lift terhenti seketika dia mencium bau yang teramat busuk, yang mengganggu hidungnya.. bulu romanya tiba-tiba saja merinding … dia pun mula membaca ayat-ayat suci yang terlintas di-ingatannya sambil memberanikan diri dan menoleh kebelakang setelah lampu lift menyala. Tiba-tiba saja, perempuan yang berada belakangnya ketawa ……… dan segera berkata……..
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“Maaf ya saya kentut….Anda tidak marah kan ?”
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