Absolute Geek!!!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

dah nak merdeka nih.....tapi korang tau tak logo merdeka yg baru??????

Rogayah mengigit bibir. Tangannya mengenggam erat tiang. Sejuk dari besi yang kejab dalam genggamnya bagai bersatu dengan urat, menjalar dalam darah dan seterusnya menghasilkan getaran pada tempurung lututnya.

Sungguh Rogayah tak paham, kenapa semua memandang? Kenapa semua orang berbisik sambil tersengih atau mencebik lepas memandang ke arahnya. Kenapa Whyyy?? Tapi semua itu hanya berkumpul dan berputar dalam kepala hotaknya. Tak mampu diluahkan.

Rogayah memandang kasut. Hari ni dia pakai kasut kaler putih. Hujung kasut itu tirus, dan tapaknya warna hitam. Rasanya kasut itu tak bersalah. Tak mungkin kasut itu mampu mencuri perhatian.

Rogayah teliti pula seluar slacknya yang menyalut kaki. Takder sleknya! Koyak kot? Tak mungkin, Rogayah berkira-kira sendiri. Seluar itu baru dibelinya 2 minggu lepas. Kat Pasaraya Jasko. Kaler pun krim, takderlah pelik benor ngan orang lain. Lainlah kalau kaler striking ke, pokka dot ke, peliklah jugak.

Baju... Hari ni Rogayah pakai kemeja biru gelap. Pun tak pelik jugakkan ? Tangan Rogayah cepat2 meraba butang baju satu persatu. Fuh lega! Semuanya terletak elok. Baju berlengan 3/4 itu terletak elok dibadanya. Nak kata seksi, seksi lagi amoi yang sedang tersengguk2 ngantuk didepannya. Baju takde lengan, mini skrit... Memang tak heran la kalau semua orang mengerling. Tapi kenapa aku?

Mungkin kah aku cun sesangat hari ni? Boleh jadi jugak, fikir Rogayah. Hatinya mula kembang kencup. Tapi senyuman Rogayah mati semula. Seorang makcik yang duduk dibangku sebelah kiri kemudian mengerling tajam. Kemudian berbisik sesuatu ditelinga anak kecil sebelahnya. Rogayah lihat anak kecil itu memandang tidak berkelip ke arahnya sambil tersengih. Kenapaaaaa.. ... ?? Sekali lagi Rogayah bertempik dalam hati.

"Stesen Tasik Selatan.." Rogayah melepaskan nafas lega mendengar penguguman dari drebar LRT. Ah, kejab lagi segalanya akan berakhir, fikir Rogayah. Mungkin semua orang yang duduk berhampirannya dalam LRT dah gila. Tak pernah tangok perempuan cun cam aku kot, telah Rogayah lagi.

Rogayah tolak cermin kaca. Baru pukul 8.40 pagi. Rogayah jalan pelan2 ke arah mesin punch card. Macam biasa, dia di antara orang yang paling awal sampai opis. "Morning... " Rogayah menugur kak Kiah, cleaner yang tengah sibuk mengelap meja. Rogayah terus menuju maja. Kak Kiah memang serius orangnya. Nak senyum pun susah, lebihkan CEO company pulak.

"Rogayah.." Rogayah menoleh ke arah Kak Kiah.

Aik? Senyum pulak orang tua ni pepagi ni!

"Rogayah tak puasa ke??" Tangan kak Kiah menunjukkan ke arah bungkusan teh tarik dan nasi lemak ditangan rogayah .

Arghhhh... Patutlah!!!! Kali ini Rogayah tak bertempik dalam hati lagi, memang menjerit betul2!!

Hari pertama Ramadhan 1427 akan dikenang Rogayah sampai bila2...

Moral: Kalau tak posa tu cover2 la... org lain senggugut jugak..

lawak sedut sedut

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Dalam suatu pertandingan di dapati ketiga-tiga orang yang mengambil bahagian telah mendapat markah yang sama. Untuk menentukan pemenang, pengadil menyarankan di adakan pertandingan sedut-sedut dengan hidung. Sesiapa yang paling banyak menyedut benda masuk ke hidungnya akan di istiharkan sebagai pemenang.

Pengadil meletakkan benda-benda kecil seperti cebisan kertas, kacang hijau dan lain2 di atas meja untuk tujuan di sedut dengan hidung. Ketiga peserta yang datangkan dari seluruh penjuru duniapun bersedia. Pengadil memulai pertandingan.

Peserta Pertama datang dari Afrika,... .(peserta pertama pun bersedia) Siapppp ... . Yak!..Dan tiba tiba saja meja di depan peserta pertama Hilang.Semua penonton hairan dan takjub. Sungguh luar biasa. Pengadil berkata "Peserta pertama berhasil menghisap sebuah mejaaa!",

Peserta kedua dari Amerika pun mulai bersedia untuk memulakan sedutan. Huuusp!... . Tiba-tiba saja, 3 buah meja di depan peserta kedua hilang... . semua penonton bertambah hairan dan takjub. Pengadil Berkata "Peserta kedua berhasil menyedut 3 buah meja... !!",

Sekarang giliran peserta ke tiga... .dari Malaysia. Semua penonton meng booo kerana mereka percaya... sudah tentu tak dapat menyedut kecuali beberapa biji kacang hijau bolehlah agaknya. Ketika peserta ketiga baru mengambil tempat untuk memulakan sedutan hidungnya... tiba tiba... ..zupsssss stadium menjadi gelap dan lampu mati.

Lalu tak lama kemudian pengadil membuat pengumuman dan berkata : "Saudara saudara para penonton sekalian... Peserta ketiga berjaya menyedut sebuah stadium dan Kita semua berada dalam hidungnya ... ... ... .!""

JARING "sedut"

Sunday, August 10, 2008

jaring is sooooo suck...soooooo slow....soooo uncool......

Fun crazee fact!!!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Another fun fact that will blow ya mind....Be alert...something will happen...hehehe

1.Coca-Cola was originally green.

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2 the most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3 . The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
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4 . The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5 There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath .
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
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11 . It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12 . The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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14 . Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History. "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great; " Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.
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15.

11 x 11=121

111 x111=12321

1111x1111=1234321

11111x11111= 123454321

111111x111111= 12345654321

1111111x1111111= 1234567654321

111111111x111111111 =123456787654321

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
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16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
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18. Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
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23 . Butterflies taste with their feet.
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24 Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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25 . In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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26 . On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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27 . Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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30..... The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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31 . The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32 Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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34 . The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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36 . Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

(don't worry...it's normal...i'm try to lick my elbow too...-_-' ---ajai---)

Knowledge is to be shared & enjoyed

VERY INTERESTING AND INFORMATIVE THINGS

Here some interesting fact that you don't get in your science or history text book!!!!

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side

2.If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3.Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

4.Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5.The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'.

6.The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

7.The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

8.The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

9.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

10.The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

11.Dalmatians are born without spots.

12.Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

13.The 'v' in the name of a court case does not stand for 'versus', but for 'and' (in civil proceedings) or 'against' (in criminal proceedings)

14.Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left

15.The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids

16.The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee

17.Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks

18.The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones

19.Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die

20.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart

21.The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate

22.When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red

23.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red

24.The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor

25.The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney

26.Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros

27.Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan

28.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it

29.The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples

30.There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower

31.The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting

32.Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death

33.It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body

34.The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets

35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game

36.The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air

37.Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die

38.In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling).

39.Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."

40.The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot

41.Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair

42.The average person laughs 13 times a day

43.Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)

44.Women blink nearly twice as much as men

45.German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog

46.Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump

47.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound

48.Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death

49.If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

50.The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!