mommy!!! mommy!!!!

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?

Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.

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Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

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Mommy, Mommy! What is a delinquent child?

Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whiskey and deal those cards.

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Mommy, Mommy! What is a delinquent child?

Shut up and pass me the crowbar.