Explaining Sex thru Nose

posting nih dah ade tapi dlm bahasa melayu....nih dlm bahasa Singlish(singapore english...ala pua chu kang) pulak....

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to 
Chu Beng's son, Aloysius... 

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable? 

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah! 

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men? 

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right? 

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped? 

PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load,den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah... 

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses? 

PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah!!blain, use your blainnn..... 

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love? 

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not? 

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private? 

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit? Stupid lah!! 

Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good. 

PCK : Aiyah...... best in Singapore and JB,an some say Batam also ah!!!