Stereogram

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Cross your eyes to see the 3D effect on the pictures below.





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The dangers of not logging out of facebook.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Please log out your facebook account especially on public computer. You really don't want any of this stuff happen to you.

















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Comic Time!!!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Cyanide and  Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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Husband for Sale!

Monday, March 21, 2011


A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch....you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!

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Rotttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii............

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Seorang penjual roti di langgar sebuah bas. Akibatnya, dia tercampak dari motor rotinya dan masuk ke dalam longkang..

Sementara itu rotinya bertaburan di atas jalan.. Sambil menyapu darah yang mengalir dari kepalanya.. dia terus merintih kesakitan.

Tak lama kemudian datanglah pihak polis menghampirinya dan bertanya..

"Ada apa encik..? Ada apa ?"

Dengan suara yang perlahan dan dengan merintih kesakitan.. penjual roti itu berkata,

"Adaaaaaa rotii kejuuuuuuu ... Adaaaaaa rotii coklaaaattt ..."

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Butang ATR



Seorang lelaki dalam kapal terbang tiba-tiba ingin buang air. Tapi tiap dia hendak ke toilet, selalu saja ada orang didalam.

Seorang pramugari melihat keadaan ini, dia lalu menawarkan utk menggunakan toilet wanita dengan syarat dia tak boleh menekan butang2 yang ada di toilet tersebut.

Kerana dah tak tahan, masuklah lelaki tadi ke dalam toilet wanita yang memang sedang kosong.

Ternyata butang2 itu memang ada, dekat tempat tise.

Ada 4 butang yang bertuliskan: WW, WA, PP, ATR.

Kerana perasaan ingin tahu, lelaki tadi cuba untuk menekan butang2 itu.

Dengan hati-hati dia menekan tombol WW dan ketika itu juga air hangat menyembur ke punggungnya. Dalam hati dia berkata, “Oh.. rupanya butang ini bererti WARM WATER (air hangat) untuk cebok. Wah selesa sungguh perempuan kalau ke toilet”, katanya dalam hati.

Masih ingin tahu, lalu dia menekan tombol WA, dan ketika itu bertiuplah udara hangat (WARM AIR) untuk mengeringkan punggungnya yg basah. Dia berfikir, “Tidak hairan kalau perempuan selalu lama di dalam toilet dengan layanan seperti ini”, tambahnya.

Lalu dia menekan butang PP dengan sangat berhati-hati sambil menantikan kemungkinan yang akan terjadi.

Ternyata satu span bedak (POWDER PUFF) keluar dari tepi lalu menepuk2 bedak ke punggungnya yang sudah kering dengan bedak halus. “Oh man…… this is great…… sangat hebat layanan seperti ini!”, katanya dalam hati.

Dengan tidak sabar kerana ingin menikmati layanan lain yang sudah dia bayangkan, pasti sangat selesa kerana merupakan butang terakhir, d ia segera menekan butang “ATR”……….. !!!

Sedar2 dia sudah berada di wad hospital dan ditangannya dicucuk jarums.. dia sangat hairan, lalu dia bertanya pada jururawat yang sedang bertugas.. dia menerangkan bahawa apa yang dia ingat adalah dia sedang berada dalam toilet wanita dalam sebuah pesawat.

Si jururawat kemudian menjelaskan, “Ya.. anda pasti sedang menggunakan layanan toilet dalam pesawat yang dikhaskan untuk wanita..hingga anda menekan butang ATR iaitu butang AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVAL (penanggal tampon automatik).. dan anda pun pengsan kerana buah zakar anda tertarik oleh alat itu...

p/s: tak tau apa tu tampon? check kat wiki ok.

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Magic eye 3D

Thursday, February 3, 2011






Korang kena julingkan mata sket ntuk tengok effect 3D dalam gambar diatas dan tulisan dibawah. fokus pada huruf o. julingkan mata sampai 2 huruf o menjadi 3 huruf o.

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Wide eyed stereo Wide eyed stereo

According    to    the  According    to    the
police inspector, police inspector,
Edward John Billings, Edward John Billings,
there are too many there are too many
individuals too close individuals too close
to the case to make to the case to make
an arrest. I asked an arrest. I asked
Mary Smith to comment Mary Smith to comment
on the case, but she on the case, but she
declined to comment, declined to comment,
because she is soon because she is soon
to be married to to be married to
Howard D. Fredericks, Howard D. Fredericks,
the victim's uncle. the victim's uncle.
Charles Wilson, the Charles Wilson, the
victim's brother, victim's brother,
stated that the chaos stated that the chaos
was responsible for was responsible for
at least five suicide at least five suicide
attempts last week attempts last week
alone. alone.


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